Monday, November 20, 2006
J is for Jubilation!
You know those annoying sweepstakes things you get in the mail - the ones that are designed to make you think you have won something? You ever wonder what kind of idiot would actually fall for such a pathetic ruse? This is her! Carol has received just such a notice, and she is beside herself with joy. She lifts her eyes and right hand to heaven in praise and thanks, while her left hand clutches the precious document of her salvation to her bosom. She's already making plans for the money she thinks she has won. Let's just hope she doesn't sign any contracts before her husband comes home and points out the fine print. Then again, he's pretty dumb too! They might be buying a houseboat this weekend.
Posted by Jeff Cohen at 11:04 AM