Monday, November 13, 2006

C is for Cult!


These folks belong to an organization called "Corndogs United for Liberty and Truth." It's just an unfortunate coincidence that the initials happen to spell the word "CULT." Sure, they do seem to have that vapid, dazed expression you seem to find in people who have been manipulated with sleep deprivation and high pressure initiation methods. But they just want to share with you the joy they have found in that venerable carnival mainstay, the corndog. Don't let there androgynous uniforms and shaved heads give you the impression that they are anything but normal, wholesome people - who just happen to worship corndogs.

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