Stray Thoughts #7 - Flapjacks

Here's what Larry's thinking: 'When I say "flapjacks," I mean flapjacks! Not pancakes or griddle cakes or johnny cakes or whatever the hell else they got back there! And I want a plastic spoon! And a jar of petroleum jelly!' I have no idea what he's talking about. As far as I know, flapjacks and pancakes are the same thing. Go figure.

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Brainwash

I like making ads for weird stuff. Here's one for Brainwash!

Mermaids And Angels Hate Each Other

This is a painting I did a few years ago. I was looking at paintings on eBay, and I found myself trying to figure out what subject matter seemed to be attracting the most bids. I noticed that really banal angel art was a hot topic, and when I saw that sexy, topless mermaids were also in demand, I knew what I had to do. And boy, was it ever successful! I think this baby brought in around $50. But it was a statement!

Celebrate American Youth

Since I haven't updated my web site in a ridiculously long time, or even painted anything in almost as long, I figured now would be a great time to start another project that I will inevitably neglect. A blog! I'm going to start things off with a few of my earlier works. If anyone gives a damn, I might just be persuaded to come out of hiding and make something new! I know that puts a lot of pressure on you, the reader- but what can I say.